Txtn 4 Gma

My boss sent this to me at work. I loved it. It may also come in useful if one of your Grandparents sends you a text message.

She also apologised to those who had better things to read about. I evidently didn't:

I thought the following listing was appropriate...after all, the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF, etc.  So here are some codes for seniors: 

 

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair 
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil 

Hope these help! !!!!!

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