Txtn 4 Gma

My boss sent this to me at work. I loved it. It may also come in useful if one of your Grandparents sends you a text message.

She also apologised to those who had better things to read about. I evidently didn't:

I thought the following listing was appropriate...after all, the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF, etc.  So here are some codes for seniors: 

 

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair 
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil 

Hope these help! !!!!!

It isn't global warming after all...

What women want.

If you can use it, use it. If you can't use it yet, remember it. If you can't remember it, use it so you will.

Rage against the Red-Headed She Beast.

Am I the only one who's DAMN dirty about Gillard giving the Greens a 20 per cent cut of her levy?

Please tell me I'm not!

Make a noise, people.

The Pharmacist your man could dispense like

Hello, ladies.

Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. 

Sadly, he isn't a pharmacist, but if he stopped studying what he was studying and switched to Pharmacy, he could dispense like me.

Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in a pharmacy with the man your man could dispense like. 

What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it: it's a box with two tablets for that thing you hate.

Look again. The tablets are now cosmetics.

Anything is possible when your man can dispense like a pharmacist.

I'm on a hallucinogen.